She announced her abortion via fbk
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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