doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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