Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Four minutes until I can fart!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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