i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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