hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
i think i just lost a toe
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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