I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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