Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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