so explain again why im purple
no
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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