When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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