Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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