Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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