I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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