just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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