She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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