are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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