who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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