hotel room ftw
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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