So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
When are your genitals available?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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