Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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