Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Randomize
