You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
hell yes lets make some ravioli
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
