Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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