i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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