I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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