Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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