Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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