party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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