Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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