Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Randomize
