can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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