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I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i barfeds in our rink
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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