Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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