But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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