I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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