I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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