We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Randomize
