Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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