Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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