the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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