i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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