hotel room ftw
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
