It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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