seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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