Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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