so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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