i just had sex bonerless
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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