I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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