Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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