one two three fourrrrnication!
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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