yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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