I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
this will be a night to untag.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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