I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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