their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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