what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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