I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
We have so much sex to catch up on
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
