the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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