I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
