not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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